I really gotta archive and delete this account at some point!!! I don’t go here anymore!!

disease:

“ 每週日一公休 ”
客製化蛋糕、口味每月不同

jrtroopa:

OKAY, DEMONS. THIS IS IT.

collgeruledzebra:

wish there was a washing machine type thing for humans… i too would like to gently whumbltmgrwhgbsvbsh and be cleaned

sonnetscrewdriver:

becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys:

As funny as this is, as someone who has met a European badger, all I can say is at least the American one has the decency not to hide the fact that it will tear your kidneys out via your toes if you so much as look at it funny.

This was my response to THIS VERY TWEET

catastrofe:

datanazush:

hokuto-ju-no-ken:

the perfect seasoning

mischievousdog:

Liquid Gold

vintagevinyl2004:

It’s simple. I drink coffee and I become epic

thoroughbreds2017:

someone come feed me poison mushrooms i need to settle down a little